in coherences...

Sep 12

Canadian Internet customer names sought for Hurt Locker suits -

Individuals could face $20,000 in damages.

Aug 12

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Jul 14

Taken with Instagram at Bow Valley Campground

Jul 09

Taken with instagram

Jun 08

clientsfromhell:

Me: “Is it landscape or portrait?”

Client: “It’s a bit of both, actually.”

Me: “Really, how so?”

Client: “Well, there’s a woman in the foreground. But there is a mountain behind her.”

NZ school pranksters create big penises in school grass - captured by Google Earth

Jun 07

Well, that pretty much sums it up

newsweek:

Zoosk, the online dating site, asked 5,000 singles how they’d feel about receiving unexpected lewd photos.

61% of gals said “creepy”; 71% of dudes said “sexy.”

And there you have it, folks.

(Source: jessbennett)

Jun 06

How To Solve The Fossil Fuel Crisis

motherjones:

fakescience:

It’s almost too easy.

edgeofblur:

I can laugh often at Fox News, but this is the best so far. in a story (love the chyron of a 2012 contender), but the best bit is using a Tina Fey video still instead of Palin. really, who is hired at Fox News?

[ via Video- Fox News uses Tina Fey photo for Sarah Palin report | The Political Carnival ]

May 21

The Rapture…

So… it’s rapture day folks. And, I’m still here. :( I’m guessing it’s because of the drinking, smoking, swearing, cavorting and rock’n’roll music of my unrepentant (and somewhat hazy) youth.

There has been no apocalyptic cataclysm around my house. Nothing. Nada. *sigh* I guess this means I have to mow the lawn after all.

In retrospect… I probably shouldn’t have maxed out my credit cards and sent that big ‘Fuck you, ass-clowns!’ note to government with my ‘late’ tax filing this year, either.

allcreatures:

Photo: Marsel van Oosten

Pretty kitty kat!

Apparently, LOTS of people believe the Onion's $8B "Abortionplex" story. Yow. -

motherjones:

Thanks for the scary tip, elledeau.

May 18

That awkward moment when you’re talking to a cop after you get pulled over, and your iPod starts playing “Fuck Tha Police” by N.W.A.

cognitivedissonance:

Out of over 15,000 songs, iPod chose that one. Best part? I didn’t notice ‘til the chorus. Neither did the officer.

I got a ticket. To be fair, I was doing 38 in a 30, but N.W.A. probably didn’t help my case.

korafotomorgana asked: what's the powerball numbers for tonight?

6 9 … uh…

I’m sorry … what was the question again?

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